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Author Topic: Quote of the day  (Read 9834 times)
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« on: December 07, 2008, 05:09:51 PM »

"Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken"  Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2008, 09:35:46 PM »

"Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code."  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2008, 12:12:12 AM »

"A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light"  Undecided
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« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2008, 09:44:06 PM »

"The more I C, the less I see."  Undecided
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« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2008, 11:05:24 PM »

"Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination." — Albert Einstein  Cool
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« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2008, 07:20:27 PM »

"A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting."  Shocked
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« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2008, 08:03:11 PM »

"If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0" Wink
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« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2008, 07:10:59 PM »

"Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers." Lips sealed
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« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2008, 01:17:37 AM »

"This manual says what our product actually does, no matter what the salesman may have told you it does."    — In a californian graphic board manual, 1985.  Grin
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« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2008, 07:18:27 AM »

"Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity."  Shocked
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« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2008, 02:33:02 AM »

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president/founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977. Huh
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« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2008, 03:00:15 AM »

"If you don't want to be replaced by a computer, don't act like one." - Arno Penzias. Smiley
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« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2008, 12:32:31 PM »

"Smith & Wesson - the original point and click interface." Cool
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« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2008, 03:16:04 PM »

"Restart, Reboot, Reinstall." - The three Rs to windows tech support. Angry
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« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2008, 10:37:50 AM »

"Press CTRL-ALT-DEL now for an IQ test." - (At the time of Win95/98/ME) Grin
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« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2008, 09:59:05 PM »

I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. I was thinking “What the hell is this guy doing?” Huh
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« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2009, 01:33:17 AM »

"To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer." - Farmers' Almanac, 1978 Cool
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« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2009, 11:55:06 AM »

"Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?" - Clifford Stoll Undecided
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« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2009, 03:20:13 AM »

"Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell."
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« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2009, 12:22:32 AM »

“Just remember: you’re not a ‘dummy,’ no matter what those computer books claim.  The real dummies are the people who–though technically expert–couldn’t design hardware and software that’s usable by normal consumers if their lives depended upon it.” 

- Walter Mossberg
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