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« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2009, 12:08:01 AM »

"There is unexpected beauty hidden everywhere in this world — one just has to be open to seeing it. Remember that the next time you sneeze on your monitor." - Nathan Walton. Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2009, 09:03:34 PM »

"Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools." - Gene Brown. Huh
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« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2009, 07:59:22 PM »

"On the negative side, I've been getting charged for a ton of stuff I didn't order lately. On the positive side, I did win that 'Who's Got the Best Password' contest on AOL last week." - Spike Donner.  Embarrassed
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« Reply #23 on: January 19, 2009, 08:03:26 PM »

"Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer." - Erik Naggum
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« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2009, 12:19:10 AM »

Helpdesk: Double click on "My Computer"
User: I can't see your computer.
Helpdesk: No, double click on "My Computer" on your computer.
User: Huh?
Helpdesk: There is an icon on your computer labeled "My Computer". Double click on it.
User: What's your computer doing on mine?  Angry
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« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2009, 12:31:22 AM »

"Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it."
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« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2009, 12:50:49 AM »

"I don't care if you ARE getting a PhD in it ! Get away from that damn computer and go find a woman !" - Paul Tyma's dad. Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #27 on: January 27, 2009, 09:57:24 PM »

Login: yes
Password: I dont have one
password is incorrect

Login: yes
Password: incorrect

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« Reply #28 on: January 29, 2009, 10:26:26 PM »

"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done." - Andy Rooney
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« Reply #29 on: February 01, 2009, 11:28:29 AM »

"Sorry, I suck." - seen in a game yesterday.  Grin Grin
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« Reply #30 on: February 03, 2009, 12:49:12 AM »

"The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier." - Bill Gates, US computer software designer & industrialist.

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« Reply #31 on: February 04, 2009, 11:01:54 PM »

"The computer is a moron." - Peter Drucker (1909 - 2005) Huh
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« Reply #32 on: February 07, 2009, 12:09:56 AM »

"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog." - Doug Larson
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« Reply #33 on: February 08, 2009, 10:06:02 PM »

"The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim." - Edsger W. Dijkstra Cool
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« Reply #34 on: February 10, 2009, 09:51:47 PM »

"To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so." - Robert Orben
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« Reply #35 on: February 12, 2009, 11:13:43 PM »

  • "Skype me!"
  • "We Skype."
  • "Leave me alone I’m Skyping."
  • "Have you Skyped today?"
  • "Will you Skype me?, here's my Skype Name."
  • "I love my Skype."
  • "She said she Skyped."
  • "I’ll Skype you later."
  • "Are you Skyping to me...?
  • "I'm Skyping to you!"
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« Reply #36 on: February 17, 2009, 12:11:41 AM »

"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside." - Robert X. Cringely, InfoWorld magazine Cool Cool Cool
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« Reply #37 on: February 17, 2009, 12:52:48 AM »
Quote from: dotch on February 17, 2009, 12:11:41 AM

"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside." - Robert X. Cringely, InfoWorld magazine Cool Cool Cool

LOL best quote in this topic Wink
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« Reply #38 on: February 21, 2009, 02:44:09 AM »

"Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining." - Jef Raskin, interviewed in Doctor Dobb's Journal
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« Reply #39 on: February 25, 2009, 04:24:41 AM »

"I went to the gf's work last week, they had no antivirus. 279 viruses. The best part was they showed me their backup strategy: they use custom software and they backed up the application by dragging the desktop icon (a shortcut) to their cdrw. They had 2 years worth of shortcuts." - gweebz0r.
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