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« Reply #40 on: February 28, 2009, 01:14:10 AM »

"In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear." - John C. Dvorak  Angry
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« Reply #41 on: March 04, 2009, 12:33:37 AM »

"Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest." - Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)
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« Reply #42 on: March 09, 2009, 01:04:06 AM »

"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents." - Nathaniel Borenstein (1957 - )
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« Reply #43 on: March 16, 2009, 11:44:56 PM »

"Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector." Shocked
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« Reply #44 on: March 23, 2009, 06:26:55 PM »

"First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII — and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we've realized it's a brochure." - Douglas Adams (1952—2001)
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« Reply #45 on: April 02, 2009, 02:31:18 AM »

"Never let a computer know you're in a hurry".  - Author Unknown
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« Reply #46 on: April 05, 2009, 08:46:14 PM »

"Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software." - Author: Anonymous 
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« Reply #47 on: April 26, 2009, 11:08:53 PM »

"They say one of a baby's first non-verbal forms communication is pointing. Clicking must be somewhere just after that."
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« Reply #48 on: May 03, 2009, 10:32:29 AM »

“Computers are useless.  They can only give you answers.” - Pablo Picasso
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« Reply #49 on: May 07, 2009, 09:34:20 PM »

“Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.” - Sam Ewing
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« Reply #50 on: May 17, 2009, 12:36:59 AM »

“Computers are getting smarter all the time.  Scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us.  (And by ‘they’, I mean ‘computers’.  I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)” - Dave Barry Cheesy
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« Reply #51 on: May 24, 2009, 10:28:25 PM »

“Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right.  If everything did, you’d be out of a job.” - Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering Roll Eyes
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« Reply #52 on: June 02, 2009, 11:47:11 PM »

“You can’t have great software without a great team, and most software teams behave like dysfunctional families.” - Jim McCarthy Cool
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« Reply #53 on: June 10, 2009, 04:47:43 AM »

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us. - Jean Rostand
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« Reply #54 on: June 15, 2009, 09:15:21 PM »

“Any fool can use a computer.  Many do.” - Ted Nelson
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« Reply #55 on: June 21, 2009, 11:19:31 PM »

"One of the problems the internet has introduced is that in the electronic village all the village-idiots have internet access." - Peter Nelson
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« Reply #56 on: June 29, 2009, 10:59:13 PM »

“It’s ridiculous to live 100 years and only be able to remember 30 million bytes.  You know, less than a compact disc.  The human condition is really becoming more obsolete every minute.”- Marvin Minsky Shocked Shocked
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« Reply #57 on: July 07, 2009, 02:33:53 AM »

"PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms" - author: Unknown
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« Reply #58 on: July 14, 2009, 10:33:00 PM »

“640K ought to be enough for anybody.” - Bill Gates, 1981 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #59 on: July 31, 2009, 11:57:38 PM »

Open Source: “Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free.” - Linus Torvalds Grin Grin Grin
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