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« Reply #60 on: August 05, 2009, 11:29:55 PM »


“There are two ways of constructing a software design.  One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies. And the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies.” - C.A.R. Hoare

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« Reply #61 on: August 24, 2009, 10:05:46 PM »


“I’ve finally learned what ‘upward compatible’ means.  It means we get to keep all our old mistakes.” - Dennie van Tassel

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« Reply #62 on: September 04, 2009, 03:15:10 AM »


“Every operating system out there is about equal… We all suck.” - Microsoft senior vice president Brian Valentine describing the state of the art in OS security, 2003

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« Reply #63 on: September 18, 2009, 12:19:30 AM »


“That’s the thing about people who think they hate computers.  What they really hate is lousy programmers.” - Larry Niven
 
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« Reply #64 on: October 03, 2009, 08:09:06 PM »


"If Google made $1 everytime someone used them to find an answer to a tech support question, they would own Microsoft." - Author Unknown
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« Reply #65 on: October 11, 2009, 10:05:18 PM »


“Windows NT addresses 2 Gigabytes of RAM, which is more than any application will ever need.” - Microsoft, on the development of Windows NT, 1992.

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« Reply #66 on: October 26, 2009, 11:56:28 PM »


"Because we do not understand the brain very well we are constantly tempted to use the latest technology as a model for trying to understand it. In my childhood we were always assured that the brain was a telephone switchboard. ('What else could it be?') I was amused to see that Sherrington, the great British neuroscientist, thought that the brain worked like a telegraph system. Freud often compared the brain to hydraulic and electro-magnetic systems. Leibniz compared it to a mill, and I am told some of the ancient Greeks thought the brain functions like a catapult. At present, obviously, the metaphor is the digital computer." - John R Searls. Undecided
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« Reply #67 on: December 04, 2009, 01:17:20 AM »


One of the problems the internet has introduced is that in the electronic village all the village-idiots have internet access. - Peter Nelson Shocked


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« Reply #68 on: December 17, 2009, 12:49:10 AM »


Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. - Andy Rooney

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« Reply #69 on: December 23, 2009, 06:56:35 PM »


A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips Undecided
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« Reply #70 on: January 01, 2010, 05:48:48 PM »


If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees.  That'll do them in.  - Author Unknown
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« Reply #71 on: January 11, 2010, 12:07:17 AM »


Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding. - Louis Gerstner
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« Reply #72 on: January 18, 2010, 11:30:07 PM »


I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image. - Stephen Hawking

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« Reply #73 on: January 27, 2010, 12:36:25 AM »


“It’s ridiculous to live 100 years and only be able to remember 30 million bytes.  You know, less than a compact disc.  The human condition is really becoming more obsolete every minute.” - Marvin Minsky Undecided
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« Reply #74 on: February 03, 2010, 11:46:31 PM »


The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do. - Ted Nelson
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« Reply #75 on: February 12, 2010, 12:39:37 AM »


“The most amazing achievement of the computer software industry is its continuing cancellation of the steady and staggering gains made by the computer hardware industry.” - Henry Petroski Undecided
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« Reply #76 on: February 16, 2010, 11:10:45 PM »


“They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.” - Janet Reno  Cheesy
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« Reply #77 on: February 24, 2010, 10:13:47 PM »


“That’s what’s cool about working with computers.  They don’t argue, they remember everything, and they don’t drink all your beer.” - Paul Leary

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« Reply #78 on: March 06, 2010, 01:45:05 AM »


“Just remember: you’re not a ‘dummy,’ no matter what those computer books claim.  The real dummies are the people who–though technically expert–couldn’t design hardware and software that’s usable by normal consumers if their lives depended upon it.” - Walter Mossberg

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« Reply #79 on: March 15, 2010, 11:33:04 PM »


“The Internet?  Is that thing still around?” - Homer Simpson
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